So... wait... if the “liver” in “liver bird” rhymes with “fiver” then does Liverpool rhime with Fiverpool? 

As a Chicagoan, I really wish they’d let this go. Yeah, the man lied. We all know this. This lie did him no favors. Fine his ass, and let it go. Shit like this distracts from the fact that a person’s odds of getting away with murder in the city of Chicago is greater than 50%. Put some time and resources towards that!

I prefer to entertain and be a friend. I don’t want to influence.

She is right. She doesn’t influence she shills. That is what they do they shill.

Is this article an ad for Lagavulin?

Gervais interrupted himself with a little rant about how everyone in the audience is a hypocrite for working with big companies like Amazon and Netflix and Apple and how nobody has the right to thank any of these companies in their speeches because none of the actors in attendance went to school.

Soacey’s a huge perv but it’s more than a little clickbaity and misleading to make this story all about Kevin Spacey or imply that he had anything to do with his death. I mean, that’s probably all he’s known for to Jez staff and most of the US but that’s really just an anecdote in the larger context. This guy was a…

Why would it be problematic if Lando Calrissian - professional space playboy from a galaxy far, far, away - WAS putting his smoothest moves on a woman young enough to be his granddaughter? It’s completely in-character, and at this point harmless flirting.

Her apology stinks. She got caught and now blames it on being an uninformed edgy teenager. Most folks know by 15 the horrible weight what word carries.

A pregnant waitress already got more than the tip.

Salty,

Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

Cats will also eat grass when they have upset stomachs to make themselves vomit. This is why you’ll see little blades of grass in their puke sometimes.

What is the appropriate response for the reporter here other than to turn and look into the camera like Jim Halpert?

Starting to feel like a lot of people owe Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip an apology, since those characters’ insane self-important attitude toward their show seems to be exactly what people are looking for these days from SNL.

I find your insistence that every brand mentioned on SNL must be paying for the placement bizarre. I can see the Macy’s ad potentially qualifying (it’s highly branded and doesn’t criticize the brand) but the hot tub sketch is another matter. What hotel chain in the world would find it worth paying for a brief mention…

Amazon are not going to be building a HQ employing 25k people in Queens. It’s Trump style bullshit to say they still are. But I’m confused that Bernie Bros have their feelings hurt by SNL. It’s always been a MSM. 

Hey now, this is the worst of all possible times to live in and everyone on the internet knows it. Nothing bad ever happened before Trump was elected and now everything bad is happening all at once.  Nobody was EVER obsessed with serial killers until just this year don’tcha know?

Irony: Saying the discourse was bad when not only contributing to the discourse, but still contributing to the bad discourse within the write up of bad discourse itself.