ReclusiveAuthorThomasPynchon
reclusiveauthorthomaspynchon
May 5
260

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!? Read more

May 4
33

Whoever designed those Christian cartoon characters clearly grew up in the subculture....that is a level of specificity I’ve never seen on television before. It wasn’t just Bob and Larry, it was also Psalty, McGee, maybe Gerbert....a couple were so obscure I didn’t even recognize them.

May 3
71

So basically, at least how I’m reading this, Gaga regularly assaulted and/or sexually assaulted Jordan because she wanted to go all “method acting”? And we’re going to be all “YAS KWEEN!” about it? O.K., then.

Mar 24
441

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

Mar 6
92

i dunno, The Root did more to explain the benefits of a Warren presidency than Jezebel ever did. 

Mar 1
3

Pretty sure I saw the booing Jackie Robinson on Seth Meyers as a sketch that got cut... Read more

Feb 12
72

See and this is where it’s wild to me because I’ve had some Warren supporters be absolute ASSHOLES to me and insinuate that I’m wrestling with internalized misogyny - okay wait a minute not some, but damn near all. I see it all over Facebook, all over Twitter, and yet I would happily welcome Warren folks into the Read more

Feb 7
12

I love the idea that bacon, egg, and cheese are somehow these mysterious ingredients that can only be cooked in NYC and nowhere else.

Jan 27
3

Somewhere, in some reality, SNL was always what Petkins swears it was.

Jan 26
14

What is Perkins problem with the political humor on Weekend Update? Playing the clip of Trump saying protect Thomas Edison claiming it disposable low hanging fruit and BOOM! like a triggered Pavlovian puppy he starts foaming at the mouth and begins banging on his keyboard until smoke rises and Diet Red Bull goes Read more

Jan 22
23

Che clearly enjoys doing it and I say more power to him. People love serving up unsolicited criticism so what’s wrong with receiving some in return? (That’s a rhetorical question, so don’t feel compelled to reply to me.)

Jan 21
65

Nobody will give a shit about this in two weeks. This is just a way to get performative Twitter dorks to yell at each other.

Jan 21
137

I’ve read this twice now and still have no clue what RDJ is trying to say. For me, it was entirely appropriate to have a white actor play, not a black character, but a white actor trying to play a black character, and ridiculing that concept.