some people just need to be punched in the dick. 

ratings? the answer has to be ratings. 

Do you get assigned all the SNL-related stuff because your editor likes to torture you? 

while corporations deserve their parasites...i’m still comfortable saying fuck the parasites, too

this is the quality of content that spanfeller’s g/o deserves.

I only read these reviews to see what dumb, anodyne thing caused Perkins really meaningful (and totally not performative) anguish. He is truly our moral lodestar. 

“20-Themty” is one of more embarrassing phrases I’ve ever read. Nice work. 

it sounds to me like this was a diageo sponsored tour though i could be wrong about it being a full tour. could’ve been a diageo sponsored event instead. 

yeah, but ardbeg isn’t owned by diageo and she was on a diageo sponsored trip. 

“I prefer to entertain and be a friend. I don’t want to influence.”

i’m genuinely surprised you didn’t have a problem with chappelle lighting a cigarette because what if he normalizes smoking for the impressionable audience!!1!1

“fulfilling every Bronx girl’s dream of getting engaged to a Yankee”

hey james joyce, periods are your friend. 

jesus christ, what idiots. (the hosts, not you.)

troll or actual moron?

tbh, i really think he does mean the rude and sloppy part. 

all this time i was just using my privilege to normalize manspreading for all.

this is exactly how i feel about the situation! i laughed at the original thread while seeing its merits bc the author also seemed to be humblebragging about how needed she is among her friends but still thought that the basic idea was sound though awkwardly explained 

its a power play and its (almost) always obnoxious. 

won’t somebody think of the bloggers! how will they be able to come up with the takes for another gritty origin movie. hasn’t anyone thought about how much emotional labor it takes for the avclub to get so worked up over a movie?