mad max is an awful fucking choice for number one. 

i don’t even read these reviews to learn about snl, i read them to find out more weird shit that’s taking up space in your brain. you never disappoint.

finally, someone is telling the truth about obama! /s

i had to unfollow her because while i really like her work her twitter personality and responses to slights/perceived slights are really off putting

i mean this bullshit is common here, on twitter, and anywhere that people react to slights or defend their work/work they like from attacks. it’s often valid but it’s also super easy for someone working disingenuously to exploit.

Early on, I remember my editor telling me “no heroes,” and we stuck with that

absolutely fair. now i’m especially glad that i didn’t double down on the sarcasm and start trolling. neither of us needs that shit. 

sarcasm, man. sarcasm. 

“The only problem with this enchanting theory is that once I started to look into it, it turned out to have no basis in fact.”

but was it worth it, this film that got so many people killed. 

re: drake & kylie. they’re both plastic and soulless so this might be the best possible coupling. just think of all the emotions they could pantomime together.

what’s your best album of november 2010? and top 5 hip hop albums for 2010? 

Man who perennial dislikes SNL continues to dislike SNL. I don’t think I would find this so entertaining if I didn’t get the feeling that you take the low-stakes political humor as a personal affront. That entertains me. 

you deserve to have your reservation cancelled. 

Respond to the fucking call/text, you child. 

i don’t think this works as a ‘book review’ but its certainly a good way of driving up your engagement! 

edit: i just don’t care enough.

of all the great women on film twitter, you chose this dick who thinks movies started with star wars and the blockbuster era? 

middle america is sick and wrong. as a coastal elite, i only eat the FINEST $1 slices

lisa frank got my old housemate evicted too! wait. actually, he didn’t pay rent either.