i would guess that the policy is supposed to be enforced uniformly to avoid the presence or appearance of bias when asking someone to leave 

or say that bret stephens made him look like a child

so alpha, bro. 

*gogurt bursts all over chest*

somebody’s trying to get canceled

all the honeys getting money breading chicken for dummies 

nostalgic memories are only for total losers! finally, someone else gets it.

this is the whitest article i’ve read today. (also the first.)

I don’t know what this really accomplishes for Swift, though? Like is this so she can convince people to only license the recorded versions to cut Scooter out as much as possible? 

do you enjoy embodying the basest gamer stereotypes?

“this is a huge waste of everyone’s time, better blog about it!”

man, she sure sounds like an asshole. how inspiring. 

i mean that’s just science /s 

“Ive seen nothing but whores go out of the way to get an abortion” [citation needed]

finally, satire as bad as the cannibal witch posts

but how many lines does she have. *breathes deeply from an oxygen mask* HOW MANY LINES

reading is fundamental, champ

yeah, that was i suspected but i haven’t seen anything confirming it. where’d you see that info?

you seem exhausting