is this why the new overlords want to monitor you all so closely? /s

As much as I like to shit on G/O for sloppy work, this appears to be coming from Wisconsin’s DHS:

I feel so, what’s the word? Bad? No, not that one. Joy! That’s it. This brings me so much joy.

I suspect that the CDC may not release that information until they’ve finished their investigation but I’m surprised that it hasn’t leaked out through other channels. I saw another commenter point out that they had read that these were THC pods so it’s possible sources are keeping silent out of legal concerns. 

I only wish that it was clear whether the sick people were buying commercially prepared pods/liquid or something produced in a shadier environment.

well, at least you’re self aware. that counts for something.

gotta throw disciple in there, too. just for funsies.

why did i even read this? why did i read the comments? i am a dumb, dumb man

starred entirely for that last sentence which made me laugh a little too hard at my desk. 

Yeah, i definitely agree that some of the literary jokes and word games are a little cheesy 50 years later.

i enjoyed this SO much more than i should’ve. i’m glad he seems to have a sense of humor about himself 

excellent deep cut

Is this your first read? What do you think?

you need new hobbies. 

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

have you even seen this movie?

cause they got a paddlin’

i am so ready to get kicked out of the bus station. 

This website should not be shaming anyone for their soap and bathing related hot takes. 

HOAs almost make me like my landlord (read: no, no they don’t. both can be bad.)