reclusiveauthorthomaspynchon
ReclusiveAuthorThomasPynchon
reclusiveauthorthomaspynchon

In this case, likely nothing. I doubt Castro’s supporters (or the people who see this online) will do anything with it. My ambivalence comes from my concern that, if our democracy fractures any more, this could be used to target and harass donors. But since the information is public that’s probably an inevitability,

I’m glad a small amount of ambivalence prompted this response you impotent, masturbating chucklefuck.

So this guy’s definitely a potential mass shooter/domestic terrorist. 

It’s weird to see so many people surprised that you can find this information easily. I kinda just thought it was public knowledge that a decent amount of donor info was publicly available.

you’re my favorite hyperventilating idiot. 

*a gentle breeze wafts through the pines*

do you do this so the brooklyn socialists will think you’re cool?

white ladies like relatable white ladies?

somehow it is still better satire than the cannibal witch 

you seem touchy. maybe you need some ice cream

we are all so fucking stupid and we deserve this.

you could always hire one of your rapey former coworkers?

hire sam biddle! or one of the other shitty media men you guys never addressed 

this should be all the way up at the top

Or she’s selling you what you want to hear, exactly like a bullshit guru and self-help speaker has practiced doing for decades? 

i’ve got your public editor right here, brother

ooh, this sounds good and exactly what i was going for. thanks for the recipe!

Good to know! Thanks! I’m looking forward to trying this.

Have you ever tweaked the recipe to be spicy and sweet? I am intrigued by the sauce but typically shy away from sweeter ones. I have an idea of how I’d cut back on the sweetness and thrown in some heat (cut back on the sugar by a 1/4 cup or so and replace with some dry spices and possibly some chili oil) but I’m

We already have a system for deciding these things: whoever gets the most likes, retweets, and hyperbolically positive quote tweets decides what planned parenthood should be