I can’t pretend to know what the right way to resolve this situation or how to define the woman’s division (note that i said “women’s division” not what makes a woman) so that it is fair but it seems odd that Deadspin consistently leaves out that these rules are targeting women with DSD XY chromosomes, not just women…

this right here kinda gives away that you’re trolling. good try, buddy. 

i’m sure every parent who has left a kid in the car has said that exact thing. 

my god, this is glorious. 

“The vast right wing conspiracy is vast in money and very right wing” is absolutely trenchant analysis.

fun fact about the wine: though its not explicitly courting a right wing audience, it is marketed to dudes as a ‘masculine’ wine for big strong men, so i’d guess there’s a decent amount of overlap between both federalists 

i’m sorry, are you considering the FEELINGS of these people? i’m sorry but considering the possibility that they these grifters make a considerable amount of money and still have expenses is a hangable offense ‘round these parts. /s (if it wasn’t obvious)  

this might be the feel-good story of the year as far as i’m concerned. he’s one of the most nakedly power hungry men i’ve ever seen in my life and there are few things that feel better than seeing him crack, even just a little bit. 

i don’t know. i don’t hate the album but for me its his second miss. since coloring book i’ve felt like he’s leaned way too hard into self-righteousness. his work, to me, in recent years has just felt like a pseudo-messianic megachurch sermon.

my dumb shit aside, a wealth tax is an excellent idea. 

they have to dig up.

i’m sad that this is the first time i’m hearing about the garlic fest because it sounds like a wonderful place with wonderful food. one question, though: did your girlfriend get a garlic snow cone?

can’t both be accurate?

i think i scored a permaban for mocking samer. admittedly i was (poorly) trolling him about the bret stephens article. 

i like that you remember that over a year later. that seems healthy. 

so is the editing better or worse than a typical post on this family of websites? (is it still g/o media?) 

my favorite part of this comment is that you’re just barely able to coax words into (semi) coherent sentences.

swing and a miss, champ

who the fuck cares? who the fuck needs attention this badly? 

man, your post is so dumb that i actually find myself agreeing with two of the more obnoxious regular commenters on here. so thanks, dingus.