reclusiveauthorthomaspynchon
ReclusiveAuthorThomasPynchon
reclusiveauthorthomaspynchon

I’m beginning to suspect that Biden isn’t very concerned with what the extremely online left thinks of him. 

The last time that happened to me I ended up with like 10 bags of goldfish in all different flavors. 

...you might just be extra impressionable. 

isn’t that kraft mayo?

Nevermind. 

i bet you don’t wash your legs either. 

thankfully, neither of them are competent enough to viciously send child porn without saving it to their desktops  

i see you have poked a hole in my poorly thought out burn. i like that. 

few complaints feel better (or are more justified) than talking shit on bad landlords, greedy landlords, corporate landlords etc. 

“Go back to the Upper East Side and have a Negroni about it.”

more clicks=fewer layoffs

man, you guys can get a half-assed thinkpiece out of anything, can’t you?

tbh, i’d nominate dame JD just for showing up

watching boston losing is better than sex...which i’ve definitely had

please, if that was the red in question he just would’ve put his foot up papi’s ass and been done with it in five minutes

oooh good to know, thanks. that’s all very cool. 

has anyone earned a supporting actress nod with less screen time? 

i’m sorry but is she making THE NEO NAZI HAND SIGN?!?!? *hyperventilates. shits self*

When cuckin’ it real goes wrong. 

Existing in very low stakes situations is very difficult for a surprisingly number of commenters.