it is one of the better questions...but that’s just because the bar is so low

So the story was updated today but you still couldn’t be bothered to remove duplicated paragraph?

i think it’s close but she didn’t call bernie ‘daddy’ or mention the demon centrists so i’d say they can out-splinter this. 

Yeah, it was such a good premise and seemed like it was really finding its feet. i wish they would give it one more season to put it all together and really gel.

a company that sells an addictive substance isn’t behaving righteously! the horror! *smugly puffs juul*

i’m glad you guys are doubling down on disregarding that the interviewer thinks that goldberg’s words are being misconstrued. really solid journalism. 

his apology really should be: “please don’t misread what i said in this interview, i’m still eminently hateable for hiring kevin williamson”

ah yes, this comment makes sense because pitchfork is the only place reporting on dr. john’s death.

oh absolutely. he’s dumb and the atlantic has published a lot of total garbage during his tenure. 

I’m pretty sure Hazard Owen’s statements about Goldberg being misconstrued should carry a little more weight when evaluating how to fairly interpret what Goldberg said since, you know, she was there and conducted the interview.

Cognac doesn’t contain nuts. It’s just distilled grapes, aged in oak.

thank you for giving me a new rubric to evaluate splinter’s style. 

...don’t you get paid to essentially be extremely online?

lol addiction 

I’m honestly a little impressed that one of your coworkers didn’t get taken by the fake story. 

Throw quarters in the employees faces you needy putz. They’ll definitely notice your tip that way. 

big mad. so sad. that’s rad. 

Biggest scam in NYC: The salary for editors in the GMG Union Contract (I’m glad you guys secured such a lucrative contract relative to the amount of effort put forth.)

i completely forgot this had been hashed out before. 

it is deeply dumb and totally pointless but its fun in a harmless trolling sort of way