A few weeks ago (i think), one of Splinter’s writers mentioned as an aside during a twitter thread that they didn’t really wash their legs when they showered (i think they said they were content to just let the soap drip down and clean them that way.)

But does he know how to wash his legs? 

Representation matters. Men are overrepresented in 99%+ of spaces. This is one of the few (maybe the only?) situation where dudes are underrepresented and showing them they have a place—without removing information aimed at women, obviously—seems like it might help. But, sure, go the route of angry ghostbusters/star…

Did you ask them like a reporter or did you ask them like Samer?

Well I guess our dumbest president deserves Splinter’s dumbest article.

“But honestly, if you’re more desirous for power than wary of it, you already suck. Please don’t be that species of fucker. Don’t be some guy who thinks that anything less than a show of complete fealty is a sign of disrespect”

how do you know frida wouldn’t say yes before the makeover but after the foreskin injecting? maybe be a little more open minded. 

I think it’s always a good time to (re)play one of the Harvest Moon games but, if action games aren’t feeling fun, it might be an especially good time to visit the farm. 

Ranch enema? You’d bring a little Hidden Valley to your hidden valley. 

I’m here and I’m commenting too so *hurls*

White people should be encouraged just a little less. 

I hate this column, the letter writers, and the commenters. I hope everyone gets food poisoning. 

...the MTA is a state organization but don’t let that get in the way of your sick dunk.

The world would be a better place if none of these people existed. I definitely am dumber for reading this. 

It would’ve been much quicker just to tell everyone that you’re a bigot. 

fucking breeders, man. 

I am not an expert on the science behind puberty and what happens after a woman hormonally transitions but I suspect that an advocate for athletes’ rights whose main field of study is philosophy may not be an expert either. 

They love to ‘dunk’ on the New York Times until they need to offer ‘commentary’ on some of the actual reporting produced over there. 

Oh for sure. I should’ve been clear that I wasn’t intending to shit on the “it’s cultural” people, though I find the insistence that washing is better w/o providing evidence harmlessly amusing.

The amount of superstition and stubbornness in these comments is nuts. Its like a low stakes version of science denying bullshit.