Yeah but the Splinter writers inconsistent pedantry and tendency to throw toddler-like tantrums when things aren’t 100% in line with their worldview is fucking annoying and should be pointed out.

The reason has to be meth, right?

This is really nice. I think I’ll be revisiting this and the photos on twitter during Trump’s speech tonight to temper the horrible shit I’m sure he’ll say. 

*tears up* It’s so beautiful. The shitposting is back in all its yogurty glory. 

Thanks, I may now have 9 bags of all dressed chips coming via 2-day shipping. 

I agree with all of that. I just don’t get the absolutist tone of the piece. Clearly some Native Americans are super bothered by Warren’s use of her family’s mythology/history and others aren’t. I don’t mean to dismiss his thoughts or feelings but there’s something tiresome about the tone (yes, tone matters) of this…

Good try but my comment clearly was about the cost of joining the wing. 

You just don’t get it. Nothing owns the libs like hilarious stupidity. 

Exactly. I don’t think Nick’s take is bad and I definitely appreciate him bringing in other voices to support his opinion (and his work on the Native American beat in general since its so often ignored) I don’t get why there has to be a definitive hardline response to Warren.

Everything ItMe said + it is prohibitively expensive for most people (though i believe they’ve taken steps to be more accessible since starting.)

Like this seems like it should be easy: Yes Warren shares DNA with certain Native American groups. No, DNA is not how tribal membership works. Both can be true without insisting on making a definitive statement about whether Warren is a monster or the media is inviting a scandal or whatever.

So, in short, some Native Americans are angry over how Warren handled this situation and others are not?

So many tough guys behind so many keyboards. 

This is either the most horrifying thing I’ve read this week or the return of Jesus. I think i’m just going to shut my brain off ‘til they catch the guy. 

Respecting differences of opinion!?! Considering the impact of trashing something?!? In 2019?!? Well I never. Everyone needs to know my opinion in its most forceful and loud form.

But it wouldn’t have to be dream cutting the footage to make Questlove look bad.

I bet you also enjoy the smell of your buttery farts. 

I wish Ruffles All Dressed Chips were in the U.S. more regularly. There’s a deli near me that gets them in like every few months and it totally changes where I get sandwiches.

I can’t think of enough ways to tell Sam to fuck off forever.

Yup, you’re right. I thought i was just missing something. The holidays aren’t great for my brain functioning.