I’m just surprised that you reached out and that he answered. 

its almost like generic advice and psuedophilosophical bullshit is a bad way to guide your life. 

I thought the spit and bare handed contact just added to the American authenticity of baseball. 

Vulture’s obit is only a little better...but not much:

I can piss off my front steps, too, but i won’t be the first person to do it today. 

This reads like a newsletter from a fascist Axios. Good job, jackass. 

Those two really are perfect for each other. Glad to see these two crazy kids make asses of themselves in these troubling times. Sometimes true love finds a way.

So what if Chait doesn’t want to unionize?

I want someone with some practice managing the level and type of work that is required of a president. For me, that can come from a number sources: Congress, state government, mayor of a major city. 

*checks comment history*

I like AOC’s ideas quite a bit and can’t wait to see how she governs once she’s in office but...it seems weird to say you’d both enthusiastically vote for a presidential candidate with no experience (yet.)

I don’t know which group is worse: a capella singers or improv comedians. 

I hope you’re a bad troll and not actually this much of an asshole. Also, read better.

also this is the correct answer, every year:

Yeah but if this kind of coverage didn’t exist, what would you guys have to ‘parody?’

I guess his offer to drink his own piss again didn’t go over well with BlazeTV. I guess they do have (low) standards. 

Yeah but you don’t get bonus internet points if you don’t call him a liar, preferably with lots of exclamation points and emojis. Libby knows where the real journalistic victories are.

I was trying to figure out what Splinter’s take on her would be: “Complicit teen sucks up to evil,” maybe? But who’s to say what sort of smug contrarian bullshit they’d come up with. 

See all of those make a little more sense to me than QAnon, given that it stemmed from a 4chan post. I’m having a hard time quite articulating what I find so confusing/fascinating about it but I think it comes from my general familiarity with 4chan and trolling. It just breaks a little piece of my brain to think that…

I’m still amazed that there’s QAnon merch. It just seems like the strangest thing to monetize a right wing conspiracy theory.