So i take it you aren’t dressing up as Hilary Clinton?

you get me. and my liver.

So how exactly does a representative democracy work if you’re so willing to excuse people from voting because they feel disillusioned? Voting isn’t something that needs to make you feel good (pro tip: try masturbating), it’s something you do because you want to try and shape the U.S. in some small way.

So you’re saying that Medicaid inspires you?

“If you’re going to claim cultural appropriation in 2018, it’s a good idea to make sure that you at least know what you’re talking about.”

whoa, whoa, whoa. vote? that sounds like some kinda political norm and maybe even has a trace of civility to it.

“Everyone does Journalism* Bad but Us, the Splinter Story”

this is closest thing to classic gawker/jezebel ive seen in months. fantastic

So the Times’ op-ed section finally filed that restraining order?

Is this spon-con? 

Aren’t you stepping on Krueger’s beat here, Jack?

To everyone getting up set that it took a month to track him down: Read the Miami New Times article. The rapist was an Uber driver who offered the victim a ride home. He wasn’t hailed via the app so the cops actually had to do some leg work to track him down.

yeah, dude’s most likely a total piece of shit but someone taking this to court was inevitable.

you’re, like, really really bad at this. 

I thought reduced sentencing for nonviolent crimes was a good thing? 

Gronk doesn’t have enough brain to wash. Tom Brady just got his attention with somethin’ shiny. 

this is good kinja

I get the feeling that you’ve got some authoritarian tendencies and just want to push through your idea of the right agenda...which would only work if the powers that pushed through that agenda stayed in power forever...like a dictatorship. 

For real. And if you aren’t totally comfortable deciding 100% for yourself that the beer is bad, ask the bartender to try a little pour. If you’re right, you’ll get a new a beer...if not, you’ll (hopefully) learn more about the beer that tastes off to you.

Isn’t famous grouse a blended whisky, not a single malt?