Smart’s statement is strange—Barzee was denied parole at the hearing skipped. She’s only getting out of jail because her sentence is up. There’s no “early” release here at all.

“what better way to marshal your reporting resources than embedding horrified Twitter reactions in a CMS and convincing the public it’s an actual controversy?”

Jesus, you guys are exhausting.

These questions (among many other issues with the service industry) make me so thankful that I’m not waiting tables any longer. 

Every week he says something less coherent and more openly fascist. I only hope that his stupidity outdoes his thirst for power. 

Its almost like lefty ideas are easier to get people excited about at the local and state level. How about that.

Did you bother to look into any of these judges and see what they believe?

lucky lights are truly the best way to get the smell of lucky strikes off your breath. that’s the kind of synergy that we just don’t have in this century. 

Ooh, I am a little envious. 2-, 3-, or 4-year? I’m partial to the 3- but I wouldnt say no to any of them.

Ohh man, this list makes me happy. I love Willett and I love to see them get the love I think they deserve. I cant wait til there’s a little more rye available.

Technically, i think Schnatter cares about at least one (former) Papa John’s employee. 

That’s your takeaway from my comment?

Too much commentary, not enough reporting. But this website can’t do anything to fix that. 

For all the shit this website talks on the rest of the media, I would think you guys would start doing more original reporting instead of just commentating.

You just don’t understand and I wish you open your eyes to the wonders of nature. Yes, the fungi might make you feel ill but that’s just your body purging toxins. Sometimes we have toxic organs and mother nature’s gifts just make them fail for our own good. Maybe read a blog sometime and learn.

Its wonderful that we live in a world where people who threaten a child can earnestly believe they have the moral high ground.

To be fair, I have to hand in my “Makes dickish comments about Krueger’s obsession with the Clinton’s” chip, too.

I just don’t get the vitriol, at all...or the frequency. At least this article is about Chelsea...I’m still not sure why the article needs to exist but moving on to another Clinton seems like a step...whether or not its in the right direction, I can’t tell. 

Whew. I thought it had been a while since you yelled about the Clintons into the digital ether. Never abandon the brand. 

Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays Against Parasitic Parents is finally happening!