It truly does take a refined palate to appreciate the the rarefied bouquet of vaporized urine. Thank you for noticing my sophistication.  

Ah, i see. You don’t live here, don’t seem to grasp the tension between the city and upstate and want to offer a reductive ‘solution’ that doesn’t reflect the complexity of the issues.

A response from another Princeton professor:

oh. she has a new support hamster now! everything’s fine you guys!

Oh. Fuck this lady. Yeah, it does sound like she has emotional issues. It also sounds like she doesn’t deserve an emotional support animal. If you can’t take care of a pet (which in this cause just means knowing that you shouldn’t drown it) you shouldn’t have a support animal.

Oh for sure. And, i think you were spot on in your comment to the author.

Aren’t these the exact type of candidates that many of your colleagues deem to be so insufficiently liberal that they shouldn’t run?

1. Scientists issues guidelines based on studies (some with various methodological issues.)

I’m just shocked that the system will ignore a ‘happy’ moment that has no political outcome vs. a threat to its existence! Shocked that change is threatening and this stupidity isn’t.

Anybody see this, from slate:

Do you compare traffic and response across verticals when you double up on articles?

I think selfishness and masturbatory self-centeredness have won.

He looks like Owen Wilson with +1,000 punchableness

Dick move, man. Dick move. Good try though, it must be kind of embarrassing to get caught stealing from Chipotle by your coworkers.

well. you look familiar.

This just seems like a big PR fuck up. The information found in the report is vital and deserves to be covered widely—more than that, it deserves to get substantial coverage, which, in all likelihood, it would not have received this week even if the press conference was well attended. 

fat angry white guys pretty accurately describes stereotypical fans of both teams, eh?

oohh, very old-school gawker. i like.

I was going to sarcastically post that you’re only going after her because she’s a woman on the internet. Then she did it earnestly in her responses.

Your writing style reminds me of a subway passenger ranting to himself while scratching at the windows and rocking. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.