Calling the fuel economy standards “insane” is ridiculous. We’ve had the ability to make much, much, much more efficient autos for decades now, but don’t because of minute cost increases and collusion with the oil industry.

I wanna buy one, weld up the top, and remove all of the convertible mechanical guts.

95% of you fucking turds will reinstall it once you’ve had the chance to post your screenshots and realize that you need a ride somewhere. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m not going to just forget about one of the most convenient innovations in transportation’s history.

$4,999.99 or less

If we’re fighting against Mexico and Canada, sign me up. I can’t think of two easier opponents to defeat.

Hoping Chael breaks Tito’s neck. and teeth. and back.

Buy a Miata.

Are the brake lights on the TSX working? I see the flashers on when he’s pulled over, but I can’t make out any light when he’s braking.

Fuck Chris Brown.

Just walk in, douse the place in gasoline, and toss a match. This method works with all webcam models.

“I’m here to protest that we need money for the homeless, for the sick and disabled,”

Quemadura enferma!

Women, buy knives. I wish this story ended with dude being opened from balls to chin.

I want the most twisted fuckers available to be doing the most dangerous shit that only an insane person would volunteer for in the first place.

Why is everyone reporting that this happened last week?

Even though I have no interest in the “manga” or “young adult fantasy” or whatever sections, I will walk down the aisle just to “accidentally” kick someone sitting in the middle of the floor. Buy that shit or go home.

Lots of stores have shrink wrap machines that are accessible to all employees. Merchandise gets resealed all the time. You may be interested to learn that a GameStop employee, if he wished to do so, could wrap a turd with one of these machines.

Honestly, you sound like a miserable person. Seeing the “specter of male destruction everywhere” you look and stating “I WANT TO OFFEND YOUR EVERYTHING.” seemingly because you are offended or feel slighted by everything just comes off as a wretched way to live.

With 13 of 25 being still in theaters or unreleased, it seems like you started a list then had trouble filling it out and just tossed what’s currently showing on there.

The worst part about his neighbor is her aesthetic. Since the first video, I’ve been hoping for an update that he’s dragged her out into the gutter by her bangs.