He just gets Freddy P. Soft to hop down off his shoulder and play with him.

Oh yeah?

To all of you insisting that one must burn their food to an insipid chunk of dry meat dust to make it safe to eat, you nerds need to stick to video games.

What makes you think they were all from London? They were flying out of the city, but there are tons of connections and people visiting who are returning home. The very first line in the story states that Saleh is a New Yorker. Idiots are everywhere.

It didn’t draw a penalty flag because there was no infraction.

This defense was reactionary in response to his getting punched in the face. That’s a natural reaction and it seems to me that he was well within his rights to defend himself.

How is stabbing someone in the face classified as “intent to do great bodily harm less than murder”?

I don’t know why, but I’ve seen cows do the same. Years ago, some friends and I were camping on the edge of a field that was part of a dairy farm with the 70-something-year-old dude that ran it. We all (including the old man) may or may not have dropped acid the night before. The next morning, I woke to one of our…

I would have resorted to violence.

Nope.

I dunno...

No sympathy for anyone here.

Man, hockey pros are some tough sumbitches. Any time I see someone get injured and try to come back, I think about Duncan Keith in 2010 when a puck took seven of his teeth and he was back on the ice 7 minutes later.

Sounds like she was a relative nobody, did the shoot and signed the release to further her career, now she’s more of a somebody, and she’s decided that she doesn’t like that the photos are out there.

Or, what if they just mutate and come swimming to our shores, slithering inland, and converting all heteros with their newly-acquired homopowers?

I wonder what sort of forces these can generate in the water. Any marine biologists/physicists in here?

Larger muscles don’t make one a better fighter. I wish someone had just knocked his ass out.

Egg selection is important.

I have no glass deductible and take no hit to my insurance.

...but praise for record lows of workplace fatalities and injuries (though much of that was in large part due to the massive declines in often-dangerous manufacturing jobs).