Dear Oscar Munoz,

Not new.

What crime did he commit? The cop told him, “We gave you a chance to walk away” but what the fuck does that matter? He said, “You were free to leave but you came back.” Bitch, if I’m free to leave, I’m free to stay, assuming that I’m not trespassing or impeding another police work (he was doing neither). A police…

Upscaling is dogshit.

Have you driven one without the Brembos? The M Compound brakes are very capable.

I misread the headline as

Fuck the police.

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It might seem odd to think it’s a good thing for the Amazon CEO to shutter a company he paid $545 million to buy, but you have to understand the minds of petty men.

“Cock Starving Teen Gives A Nice Blowjob And Gets A Mouthful...” is the first returned Google entry with no filters.

Condoms.

That’s a tired argument for why this car isn’t (still) a value, and I don’t know why this is the first thing that so many people want to bring up and the only car for which they have to do it. Granted, the base price is higher than it was 10 yrs ago, but comparing a track or Nismo edition to the base model a decade…

I don’t enjoy Street Outlaws at all, but I usually do tune in to Fast N Loud and Diesel Brothers for background television on Monday nights. Since the last two weeks have been following the Street Outlaws side of the race build, I’ve been watching.

Um, I saw a documentary one time and I’m pretty sure it has to be a frog.

Just because it doesn’t have to pass any inspection doesn’t mean that it should be driven on a public road. When his diff explodes and sends him careening into the oncoming lane or when his wood blocks fail and the body ends up on the driver behind him, it will surely be PURE gold.

Go get some frog blood and inject it and some horse DNA into one of those goose eggs. Pretty sure that’s how you make legit dinosaur.

This is so half-assed and trying to take that piece of garbage on the road is a terrible, irresponsible idea. You need to do it right or not at all. I don’t see any way that this thing will be safe to ride in or put on the road with other cars by your deadline.

If I threw a basketball at someone’s face I’d be arrested!

It means the same thing that most of Trump’s plans mean for the majority of Americans: WE’RE FUCKED

...the officer said to the effect of “What matters isn’t what you think, what matters is what I think.”