Not new.

What crime did he commit? The cop told him, “We gave you a chance to walk away” but what the fuck does that matter? He said, “You were free to leave but you came back.” Bitch, if I’m free to leave, I’m free to stay, assuming that I’m not trespassing or impeding another police work (he was doing neither). A police…

Have you driven one without the Brembos? The M Compound brakes are very capable.

I misread the headline as

Fuck the police.

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“Cock Starving Teen Gives A Nice Blowjob And Gets A Mouthful...” is the first returned Google entry with no filters.

Condoms.

That’s a tired argument for why this car isn’t (still) a value, and I don’t know why this is the first thing that so many people want to bring up and the only car for which they have to do it. Granted, the base price is higher than it was 10 yrs ago, but comparing a track or Nismo edition to the base model a decade…

Just because it doesn’t have to pass any inspection doesn’t mean that it should be driven on a public road. When his diff explodes and sends him careening into the oncoming lane or when his wood blocks fail and the body ends up on the driver behind him, it will surely be PURE gold.

This is so half-assed and trying to take that piece of garbage on the road is a terrible, irresponsible idea. You need to do it right or not at all. I don’t see any way that this thing will be safe to ride in or put on the road with other cars by your deadline.

If I threw a basketball at someone’s face I’d be arrested!

It means the same thing that most of Trump’s plans mean for the majority of Americans: WE’RE FUCKED

...the officer said to the effect of “What matters isn’t what you think, what matters is what I think.”

Fights are fine. People rarely get hurt. The dangerous hits are where people really get fucked up.

I need to be flown to Deutschland and put in the seat to verify performance claims. That’s what it will take to convince me.

I’ll listen to any of these dads over Charles. Barkley is a disgusting person.

Looks like some of the places we played in high school. Stepping off the bus and looking around, you knew that the next morning would be a sore one.

I hope that he goes to prison forever, lives to be 150 years old, and is savagely beaten within thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much *makes finger gesture* of his life every single day he’s there.

That sound is sexy, but since going to an NHRA event, I realize that nothing compares to the sound of a top fuel dragster.