Innocent until proven GIF-y.

Jesus. If that’s Innocent, I don’t want to see Guilty.

Oh yessssss, yesssssss. That’s the stuff.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Way to blame the victim asshole. They’re children being abused by a person in power, they don’t have the tools to make that judgement or to react appropiately. It’s not like there was high level institutional discussion that’s how he was “medically treating” athletes and they felt he was justified. Get fucked

So the lesson here is apparently, don’t call out a fan talking shit about your teammates courtside and don’t stick up for your teammates unless you’re asuperstar player averaging 25/10/10? I see nothing wrong with what he did, even if he is not a great player.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

If he keeps winning, Canada will continue to love him.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

O!--varian funny, you guys!

I certainly found it cervixable.

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.

Yeh, that is not cocaine for sure.

Guys, I’ve snorted coke off of a pussy. I didn’t really get all that hy, men.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.