Hate to quibble, bitch, but he’s the *19th greatest goal-scorer of all-time.

Perfect fit. Hamilton has piles and piles of snow.

At one time, you could purchase a hollowed out broom with screw cap from Canadian Tire. I think Brier legend Ed Werenich invented it. Stay nicely sauced for the full 10. Hack weight, back 10, plenty of ice.

Don’t read them then. Beat it, geek.

I haven’t seen this many people overreacting to a Bill Simmons piece since...I guess like last week.

This is some Mackey Sasser level shit.

Thank you

The fans wish they had never been Bjorn.

I think I’m going opposite field on this one. His reaction to the ban was insufficient, lacking an appropriate level of concern, and generally, chicken shit. Use your platform and influence to stand up for your family and everyone else affected.

Thanks, Ted Cruz.

That’s pretty much my exact trajectory. Rock em sock em everything until mid teens and then slowly realized he’s a waste of air and everything that’s wrong with hockey, Canada and the world.

Nice.

Best. Thanks!