Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Gotcha, 6th. Just turn your head, she’s right here watching this mess. USAG just needs to give her the fucking keys, already.

I’d like to thank you for this post, it inspired me to e-mail UA.

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

Try to imagine the worst possible NFL preseason storyline.

Hey, lay off. The whole concept of “defending” is still foreign to Devin Booker.

Don’t forget, half of deadspins readers are bored lawyers desperately trying to convince themselves they’re funny. Like me.

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my god, he’s gonna have a stroke when he hears about this.

Better ideas:
1) Everyone has to stand for the anthem but the anthem is now, “Let’s go Crazy” by Prince.
2) All players stand for the anthem ON the united states flag.
3) All players who choose to kneel for the anthem must also be iced.
4) Cops stop harassing, assaulting and killing innocent people (HAHA jkjkjkjk!)
5) Any…

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

It’s 10:59 AM right now and I’ve been thinking about lunch for two hours.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

If it had been a white groundhog it would still be alive, smh.

If you think Romney is cooler than Westbrook, I have to assume that was a typo and you meant to write POC.

I will gladly take your beatings in order to spread knowledge of birds and the good work that they do.

I had them to a debilitating level for a couple years, they would happen nearly every day. Its tough. I think the worst part for me was they were seemingly brought on by nothing. Oh, sitting and watching TV? Anxiety attack. Completely normal work day? Anxiety attack. Wake up in the middle of the night to get a…

My kids was 2.5 and not making words. Communicative, just not real worlds. Went online. I was convinced he had autism. Started eating at me. Could not get him to see a specialist. Over the next couples weeks...something in my head just starting sparking...and I had my first real panic attack. I was ruined for like…

Major anxiety sufferer. I had a panic attack during a very important work meeting. His candor is appreciated.