Honestly, this cover is more insulting to me than any of the BS that Trump has espoused on this subject over the last few days. His comments are not surprising at all and completely expected (albeit wildly inappropriate and backwards).

“...even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there.”

#wokeland

West Coast, Best Coast.

Hey Sindhu girl is your cock airborne

It’s a town full of losers,

the screen door slams, sindhu’s cock sways.
like a vision she shuttles across the court as okuhara plays.

“73 Shots: Okuhara vs. Sindhu” Is probably Springsteen’s best overtly political song.

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

My wife is Canadian and uses all of this stuff, and because she’s home with the kids, they speak Canadian, too. It’s super weird - it’s almost like a different language that vaguely sounds like English, like when a baby babbles with proper cadence, but it’s not real words coming out.

“but he himself as expressed regret over it”

How can you say politics has never been part of Jimmy’s show and in the next sentence reference an instance where he had a candidate for president on his show?

As someone from Vancouver, that is how I picture everyone from Toronto looking.

are you extremely dumb?

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

A sandwich has two pieces of bread, right? If I’m “sandwiched” between a wall and a filing cabinet, crying out in panic because there’s nobody in the office at 1:30 in the morning — because why would there be, and isn’t the simplest solution just to pay for faster internet at home instead of going back to work after…