Gordon, Wayward

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…

Hot dogging it, not playing the game the right way.

Typical Puig, not throwing it to the cut off man like he should.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

Mr. Hernandez showed an appalling level of ignorance here. Major league baseball players are not generally regarded to have tits, let alone flammable ones. I am aware that men can have them in the case of certain rare medical conditions and those people deliberately in transition, but I haven’t heard of either…

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

At least they have guaranteed single-payer self-ownage insurance, unlike this toilet bowl of a country.

Draymond “Red” Green sucks very badly.

If Bill Belichick wasn’t his coach, he would’ve been out of the league years ago...wait, what are we talking about?

The most unfortunate thing about Draymond Green is that at the end of the Finals last year, his foul managed to stop James’ dunk from landing home after the Block.

Year 1: Bad player

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

You think people rolled out of bed and decided to tie their self esteem not just to how much money they make but even more insidiously to how good of a worker they are, to the extent that they valorize not even taking advantage of their employer’s benefits package, to the point that they become depressed and lose…

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

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