What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

anyone who is upset over his comments is a dumbshit.

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Chris...don’t you make me like you.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

That appears to be a left-handed club, no?

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Because they care less about winning than looking stupid. Even though air-balling two free throws in a row (DeAndre!) or shooting a CAREER-HIGH 43% from the line (Drummond!) looks pretty fucking stupid to me.

The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was “Crazy Horse”. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Kyle Shanahan would have thrown a couple more passes.

Is it “I wonder if we can get enough chloroform and a U-Haul to drag the rest of the team to the White House?”?

You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

It’s one thing to try to create an image of an outsider giving a middle finger to the establishment. This is how you do that:

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.