12-year-old me: “Don Cherry is the coolest! Fights and blood! Kick ass!”

BREAKING: Lou Holtz files lawsuit for copyright infringement.

Yep. I’m old and things like this constantly remind me of it.

I would hate my younger self if I ran into him (me?) now.

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

If you voted for Donald Trump, Fuck You.

I doubt think I ever wanted the Spurs to win the NBA more than this year. And then I want Pop to accept the invitation to the White House and then shame Trump in person.

I fucking love Popovich.

He’s quite concerned that the dog won’t be able to stand for the playing of the American national anthem.

He doesn’t look sick to me...

Curry.

It’s almost as if the money doesn’t actually trickle down at all!

No offense, but I have to listen to one more think piece telling me that Trump won because Liberals are snobs I’m going to fucking scream. Fuck that shit. Am I a snob because I believe climate change is real? Because I believe that immigrants aren’t coming here to commit mass rapes? Am I a snob because I just want gay…

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Yeah this is why he won the election but got smoked in the popular vote right? Get the fuck outta here with that apologist bullshit. He won because white folks like you pretend to be rational in public but let your fragility show in the privacy of a voting booth. You’re as full of shit as trump is. Try harder.

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

One bonus of Trump going to DC is that he likes watching the Wiz.

“Welcome to hell, basketball” What Shaq whispered to the ball prior to every free throw he ever took?

This is the comment that I needed to feel better about the world before I went to bed. It’s brilliant. My thanks.