I’m now adding “canoodling” to the running list of words that inexplicably make me cringe:

I hate What Would You Do? Most of the time & unless it’s criminal behavior, the answer should really be: mind your own damn business and stop pushing your own social norms & mores on total strangers.

Well I’m not licensed in AZ or CO so I can’t speak to that but as an example, here in Washington, you’d have a problem because you’re inserting trust language into a will. You’re making a devise conditioned on a future event (i.e.-your kids turning 21/30/whatever). Whereas now, in WA, a minor (under 18) can’t inherit…

Sure, happy to help. Check out your respective state’s .gov website and search the state codes/rules/statutes for the chapters dealing with “probate” and/or “wills”. All requirements for will validity are set forth there. These statutes will also outline your state’s intestacy succession (where everything goes if you…

I’m a lawyer that specializes in estate planning and elder law so I’m biased but PLEASE people, just hire a friggin lawyer to do a simple will. It’s much, much more expensive and complicated to untangle whatever mess you get yourselves into with $80 internet form wills, LegalZoom or Suze Orman crap. Many states…

I think it’s a wrestling metaphor. Like America’s pinned to the mat & we gotta do something before we’re counted out? -Someone Who Doesn't Sport

I’m thinking it was maybe a hamfisted wrestling reference? Like from how he imagines the jocks at way-back school talked?

Homegirl likes herself some furrowed eyebrow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damn, those are some ugly ass plates.

Ugh, “derrière” is my “moist”.

And they don’t think they need a driver’s license either! Sometimes they’ll put a sign in their car window that says “traveling" and that supposedly makes them exempt. Bonkers.

I was doing post-foreclosure evictions last year and these nut jobs would commonly pop up. You can spot them a mile away with their batshit pleadings—a bunch of gibberish peppered with colons & semicolons throughout (cuz apparently that means something) and they’d sign with a thumbprint & American flag sticker.

“Hey, if we do things together, everything always works out!”

“They see one zombie has one of Daryl’s crossbows in it...”

She’s in Portland pushing colonial food & making a point of inviting gentrified DBs to partake—-I feel like this must be some kind of performance art?? Right? Please?

This is my nightmare.

Wait, why does Richard Simmons frequent a wig store?!

Back in law school I remember a male professor recommending the color pink to us lady lawyers. Supposedly people want to believe a female lawyer wearing something pink (Also, note to male attorneys: be tall.). I guess on some subconscious level it feminizes us to judges and juries and neutralizes the “bitchy ball…

Attorney chiming in here to agree with you. Dual sovereignty means you can also be tried federally for violation of a federal crime regardless of the outcome of a state action. It’s rare but has happened in instances involving crossing over state lines in commission of a crime, crimes involving interstate commerce,…

The statute of limitations on obstruction or any other ancillary claims would have run out by now.