So sketchy I’m still in the grays here. Please don’t be f—- hypocrites

Thank you! That was incredibly helpful. I totally forgot about the first sister’s death kind of starting things off.

Please explain to me how this disrespectful old bigot is a “friend of Jezebel”?? Are you just ignoring this...

OH fuck right off and grow the fuck up.

Yeah, so their parents were overprotective assholes, and so = mass suicide? I’ve had friends raised Pentecostal & managed to not go all group suicide.

Can someone (anyone) please tell me why they committed suicide? For real, not being facetious here, it never made sense and no one’s ever been able to explain it to me in a way that made sense.

Don’t worry hon, your dick isn’t accidentally going anywhere.

Caitlyn Jenner flashbacks

Sorry but nobody’s buying 40+ year old Becky’s eggs. The cut off is usually around 28-30 for that. Trust me, I’ve checked.

#JustYou

This!!!! I’m nexting any man that calls this a “good” movie to this day. Boondock Saints (1999), Way of the Gun (2000) and Intermission (2003) were part of a lame spat of crime movies that felt the need to show a woman being cold-bashed straight in the face by one of the leading men within the first 5 minutes (Ryan…

Some people have way too much money. That is all.

The only thing worse than owning a creepy sex palace is renting a creepy sex palace. Say goodbye to that deposit!

The fact that anyone is remotely comparing Gloria Allred and RBG in the same article is mind blowing to me both as a female and as an attorney. What, because both are lawyers own a vagina?! And RBG is the “pop culture icon” of the two?! Wtf are u even smoking?!

These two are so gross. Their “legacy” equates to decades spanning iterations of a Jerry Springer episode with better production values (not to mention the whole somebody was murdered thing). It’s because of people like this that a huge chunk of our country found the idea of having a reality tv president even…

Ugh, this friend is the worst. Buy him/her a copy of Eat, Pray, Love and start looking for better friends.

Gammy, no!!

Whoa, paranoid much? Maybe it’s just a fantasy about zombies?

I seriously got bit by fleas around my ankles flying from Toronto to Santiago. Planes are like the hostel shower stalls of the sky these days.