I feel like we’re cousins?

I’m suddenly reminded of ‘70's Pancake Butt’. I’m not sure if that was “healthy”, but it was all kinds of wrong.

Does anyone remember Shower to Shower? My grandma always had that in her bathroom.

Omfg, and what’s with the earring(s)?! All he needs now is a cheesy convertible and we’ve reached peak midlife crisis.

Wasn't this setup a Black Mirror episode?

“... Carol execute a kid because she was a danger to herself and others (especially baby Sofia)...”

Is it possible to stream from phone?

‘I rebuke you satan in the name of Jesus Christ.’

I’m just so disappointed in Gloria Steinham right now. I thought she was better than this. Way to be totally dismissive of Bernie Sanders’s message solely cuz of the D. It’s hard when your heroes let you down. First Robert De Niro and all that Meet the Fockers & Bad Grandpa nonsense and now this. I'm going to bed now.

When did Kevin Smith become the King of Understatement?

“You never get everything you want” is like my life’s mantra.

Oh please, no man has been drafted since, what, 1972? And with ‘stop-loss’ we effectively have a backdoor draft already in place. And isn’t the draft age range like 18-25? I’m thinking, shit, require away! My lady-brain is not worried, bring it on.

Her infomercials and Meaningful Beauty skin care line are crap. That is all.

Really, what kind of attorney tweets about evidence related to an ongoing appeal? For what purpose? It's unprofessional at best.

Estate planning attorney here, I always tell my clients to push disbursements to children out to 25 at least. That or stagger it out like, X amount on 25th bday, X on 33rd, etc. You’d be amazed how fast an 18 yo kid can run through millions of dollars with absolutely nothing to show for it.

“We went bowling in the arcade” is clearly a finger-banging reference.

Does anyone else remember when Danny was singing the line “we went bowling in the arcade” during the “Tell Me More” song he did this gross finger-banging motion?? It took me like 25 years to notice that!!

But they always pee on the seat. Always!

Whenever I’ve had to use a gender neutral bathroom at events, or the line to the ladies room was way too long so I popped into the men’s room, there was ALWAYS pee on the seats and the floor surrounding the toilet. Always. No exceptions. Until men learn to perfect their aim I don’t want to share a bathroom with them.…