I haven’t watched ESPN in seven years, but I will never not like Kenny Mayne.

I wish this would stop being called a fucking fantasy. These fuckers raped and murdered a child, full stop.

Open question for folks: where’s a good place to get started? What I can do to make some difference? More specifically, what can I do to help prevent some godawful, hell-blasted future straight out of Terminator II?

We call that Freedom Foam.

Ham nothing. My very good dog thinks I’m Santa plus Jesus when she gets my pizza crusts.

why is this an okay thing to say?

God, it was amazing wasn’t it? In a day in age when college kids are about 4 months late on the whole Harambe thing, leave it to the Gen X’ers to bring the most glorious Gameday Signage.

I gotta like the Tecmo Bowl throwbacks. There’s hope when the kids are playing good games.

I’ll tell you what I don’t want to eat after sex...

He means the receiver’s head. If you spear them in the head with your helmet or your shoulder pad it makes no difference.

As a tall man, I call bullshit on any NBA player shopping at express. They do not carry tall sizes

SPORF URGLE BURGLE SHART SHART

She looks like a teenager to me but then I’m old so i think everybody looks young, i mean the young uns, that is.

I may be in between candidates but as an African American this video really resonates with me something fierce

However much onion garlic a recipe calls for should be doubled, at least, no matter the recipe.

The answer to this question is my chair at home.

The only chair in America that has never been farted in.

After 50+ years in the air, any one of these 33 seats.

My co workers chair.