This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

Growing up, I was aware there were at least two versions of history. The one that we learned in textbooks and the one my parents taught me. My textbooks were not going to have my history in them because we lost and the winners write the history. I imagine this is common for many other people of color. I don’t know how…

You only eat Thin Mints after they’ve been in the freezer for a while, stupid Hollyweirdos.

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

Holy hell! The “haaappppy biiiirthday” and clapping made me want to vomit. Treating the elderly like they are children is the ultimate disrespect.

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

You can’t spell “candidate” without CTE.

Burfict clearly watches Brown miss the ball and then lowers his shoulder to tag the defenseless receiver as he passes. It doesn’t appear that he was aiming for Brown’s head, nor did he use his own as a weapon, but absolutely went out of his way to try to make an “unsportsmanlike” hit, and the consequence was a…

Dumb of Jones to react...

It doesn’t say he used the same password, it says he used a *similar* password. Meaning he probably changed one character or the number at the end or something. Relevant because it means Correa was likely actively trying several variations of the guy’s old password, seeing them fail, and continuing until he found the…

That’s not hacking. That’s logging in using a password.

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Here’s the thing that people who didn’t live through this time frame don’t understand: the amount of mind-altering, memory-erasing drugs people did then are staggering. Staggering.

I think I am okay with her bandmates staying silent on the subject, as painful as that is for Jackie Fuchs. As a forty six year old who spent many of my teen years at punk clubs, incredibly fucked up, I don’t know what I could possibly say if I were in this position. If my friend Sharon announced in the press that one…

Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee

He was the greatest baseball player most of us have ever seen or possibly ever will, and he didn't do anything that harmed anyone. I will always have fond memories of Barry Bonds, so I see where he's coming from with the "sort of nice to see him again."