If the point of the documentary was “doping in sport” (Deborah Davies’ words) and the documentary makes no claim against Peyton Manning (again, her words), then what’s the point of bringing up Ashley Manning?

After seeing Manning play these past few years, if he bought “anti-aging” meds, he might want to get his money back.

It is contraband and against prison rules.

I fully support Fiorina’s refusal to refer to a part of her body by some vulgar, juvenile term.

I think I kinda dig your mom...

Ah, yes...I remember the ‘70’s.

I read this article and caught a diabete.

...and should get bonus points for it.

But what about the children?!? What am I supposed to tell my child when he sees a fumble on the field? Will they teach both fumbling and not fumbling in school?

Busted.

I do not recommend the chocolate chip omelette.

Plus, you know...boobs and whatnot.

My mom caught me spanking in the back seat of our 1964 Oldsmobile station wagon in the Gemco parking lot after church.

Brunell made some hella stupid investments, trying to get rich(er). When the investments shit the bed, he threw his investment manager (not the advisor, the guy who managed his accounts) under the Federal bus.

The game call could have been better only if this:

“It’s OK for the Wayan Brothers to dress up as white folks, and make a movie called ‘White Chicks’, but God forbid if a white paints their face black.”

My son goes full ankle-drop when urinating in public.

“...although I struggle to understand the argument that members of the Army National Guard count as ‘law-enforcement officers.’”

To be fair, mixed fibers ARE an abomination.

Nailed it. End of ‘splantion.