“Then she has a lackey catch one of her farts.”

Now you’re just being mean.

This is some real insightful shit, Jedward (of that’s your real name).

For the record, the Jaguars are the first Florida-based NFL team to win a game in Florida this year.

Timing is the big difference. Instead of moving toward the hole/zone on the snap and getting the ball after being able to read the defense, taking a handoff from the ‘gun is getting the ball and then reading the defense.

Fo’, fo’, fo’, fo’.

Dear Random Canadian “comedian” -

I am rarely serious and earnest posting here but as a disabled Veteran and the husband of a VA Social Worker who works with homeless Vets, please allow me to thank you for the work you do.

In related news, ESPN has declined to renew Tom Brady, Sr’s contract. Brady Sr has signed a development deal with Showtime.

“Hey, Rog? How’s about you <Cartman>suck mah balls</Cartman>?”

There are many, many more reasons to hate Houston...

Ironically, Swinney announced the ban on his Facebook page.

...notFloridanotFloridanotFlorida...

Paging Sarah McLachlan...Ms McLachlan, we have a Corgi in crisis, second step from the top...

Paging Sarah McLachlan...Ms McLachlan, we have a Corgi in crisis, second step from the top...

Paging Sarah McLachlan...Ms McLachlan, we have a Corgi in crisis, second step from the top...

Paging Sarah McLachlan...Ms McLachlan, we have a Corgi in crisis, second step from the top...

Paging Sarah McLachlan...Ms McLachlan, we have a Corgi in crisis, second step from the top...

The only thing that Brady should have done differently is that when asked to produce his personal phone for analysis, he should have been more direct and said, “Are you out of your f*cking mind?”

Pretty sure ESPN knew this was coming.