"Who Says There's No Room In Curling For Fashion?"

"Taaaaaake on me…take on me,

This. Oh, so very much this.

More XX on XX crime...

"Goals," he wrote. "Improve...math."

Arsenio seems disappointed that Tyson's last story involved a woman.

I love Jolie like luggage (in an "I read her on the internet and enjoy her shit" sort of way) but as a man, I have two words in response to this article:

Oh, shit...I "arrived early." Sorry about that. Good luck with yours, though.

Deadspin: "Knowing what you know now, if you could do it over again, would you do it again?"

Exit Sandman.

Definitely worth noting.

$75 during the week, $125 on the weekend.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Gold, Jerry.

In re: your list of 15 worst Raiders, to be fair, Barrett Robbins was mentally ill.

Really shitty answer, Jolie...

I told you, Magary. Public defecation should be punishable by fire.

Great call on the white vinegar, Clean-opatra! Towel stank is gone, even from old kitchen towels.

Thanks a lot. I now have "The Nuns on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round..." stuck in my head.

"...extraordinarily filthy girl..."