Are you okay?

I was rebuilding an old music studio environment using Windows XP late last year and was able to activate it the old fashioned way: The toll free number on the disc jacket still works after all these years! 

“I want to live on the street” is not what rich addicts say. You fucking idiot.

Idiot. It’s a mental illness problem. Are we not our brother’s keeper?

Next you’re going to tell me Lee Van Cleef DIDN’T do his own fighting in that horrible “Master Ninja” project from the 80s! I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Man, when I was growing up this intro meant something. Now it’s a bad app. Sad move, Warner Discovery.

When the machines attack they’re going to specifically mention you in the explanation.

I’m a fan of OpenOffice. Libre did this weird thing where everything was Chinese characters for no apparent reason and I really disliked that because I only know English and enough Spanish to say “Que tengas un bien dias!”

Are their businesses that require Microsoft docs at this point? I’m not trying to be mean, I’m really asking. 

As long as Elon Musk still owns the company I’ll buy a used Yugo and convert it to run french fry grease before giving him more money.

I used to work with a guy who had the best response ever to “How are you?” He’d say, “I don’t know yet!”

Pretty sure folks can choke on just about anything.

I can’t have a grill in the apartment I currently dwell in but when I did I never cleaned one with anything but fire. Any remnants of food were scorched and turned to ash. Good? Bad? Taking all criticism for future reference.

... and crunchy lettuce.
... and squishy onions.
... and toasted bun.

I was just pondering dinner looking at the eggplant parmesan and mandarin chicken in my fridge and now all I want is a Big Mac. DAMN YOUR TASTY SAUCE!

Correction, you did NOT misread my comment. I mistyped it. Should have written “who believed in propaganda against Vietnam” and would edit the comment if I could. Apologies.

I think you misread my comment.

Found the moron who believed in Vietnam’s propaganda but somehow also thinks he’s a patriot!

Hear hear! I used to ride a bike 7 miles round trip on Venice Blvd in Los Angeles five days a week. Even though I was the type of rider who hugged the right side near the sidewalk in bike lanes I had so many close calls due to crummy drivers that I gave up and transitioned to busing or walking it. The post on my left…

They look like the things that ate Lumpy in Peter Jackson’s “King Kong” from 2005.