I couldn’t tell how was doing the Herzog impersonation, so looked it up and was completely surprised that it was Paul F. Tompkins!

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

Executives need to justify their pay by making arbitrary decisions!

I AM VINDICATED.

Remember: when Elon calls himself a “free speech absolutist”, he’s ONLY referring to himself.  The rest of you Twit users are sheeple subjected to whatever shit tweets he shoves into your account.

“I am very open with my sexuality and expressing myself but I cannot accept or allow people to use that openness to make me out to be something I am not.”

His Tequila dance is one of the greatest moments in movie history.

I mean, in all likelihood it'll happen, but because Elon Musk is involved it'll just be 4 years late and cost twice as much as originally announced 

Because “small town” is just a dog whistle for a sundown town.

Today I watched a man defend his corporate overlords and boldly equate youtube with the library of Alexandria. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

I was pretty miffed at getting perma-banned for “inciting violence” against fascism (as if there’s any other appropriate response), but I’ll confess to enjoying no small amount of schadenfreude at how the platform is being self-destructed in the name of profit.

Hot damn that tiny bit looked good...

Most of the animatronics on the Monsters INC ride are the old celebrities from the Limo ride.

It’s okay, the real Trump looks fake too.

It could have been the similar sort of error that Night of the Living Dead did by forgetting to Copyright the film.

i really hope so. you know gaga wasn’t the first or the last, and if he’s still in the industry, it’s still happening.

I hope to god this rapist piece of shit gets outed.

And its one that may, or may not, work & you won’t know until you’re dead anyway.. so no refunds....Greatest scam ever...

Yep. They give you the disease and then they sell you the cure.

I’ve long said that religion is a solution to a problem of it’s own creation.