“Family Plot” means squat when you’re a Trump.

I bet they don’t see where this is going for them.

He buried his first wife in a golf course. I’m sure Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. are proud.

White singy bitch ain’t making enough money so she gotta rent out her aeroplane?

Who rents out a shitty airplane? Taylor Swift.

Come at me, Switfies. Justify her horrible climate footprint. FOR RENT, apparently.

I DON’T HAVE A FOOTPRINT, I JUST LOAN MY PRIVATE PLANE TO OTHER PEOPLE!

What a stupid white bitch.

No wonder incels love her.

“Uh, Dude... tomorrow’s already the 10th.”

Scripture states life begins at FIRST BREATH. Religious people who are against abortion are ignorant fucking idiots.

In scripture Adam complains that none of the animals were a suitable “help meet” and his whining leads to the creation of Eve. Which begs the question, is “Would you like to be my help meet?” a decent pick-up line?

SCOTUS over-represents white male pigs. Time to pack that thing pronto.

You are a detriment to humanity’s intellectual & social progress. Please garner professional mental help before you hurt yourself or someone else.

What consequences? What can you really do to an aggressive raging driver other than become one yourself? In which case you ALSO are putting someone else’s life in danger, at the very least the rager you’re responding to and at worst an innocent safe driver the two of you tangle into the impending accident/violence.

You…

“You’re lucky I didn’t kill you” is one of the things Jennifer claimed he said to her after hitting her in the face. I’m not Team Murray on this one.

Sorry, what were you trying to convey? I was reading your comment while at an ATM machine near Nordstrom’s.

He bought a bleeding-edge 3D printer to make car parts. Would any of you put it past him to make his own Pringles with the damn thing?! I wouldn’t.

If the reward doesn’t work, a smart prosecutor can just subpoena Tesla’s GPS records of every car operating in the vicinity at that time and clamp this sh*t down. “Sudden deceleration from impact” will be a mighty fine piece of the prosecution’s powerpoint.

LA news states it was a RENTED Tesla. LOL

Someone is dumber than a box of dumb things.

I guess I get it. When I had a Twitter account I challenged then-president (not elect) Donald Trump to a duel to the death. He never replied. But duels have never been outlawed in the U.S. So I challenged a U.S. citizen to a duel and he refused to answer like the fat coward he is.

Musk however is just pissing up a…

The pure joy she exudes is awesome!