This is a list of rewatchable MOVIES. Not masterpieces. Duh.

I know about Bill Murray, right? Everyone is always like “The Razor’s Edge” that’s my jam it’s off the hook!

Spinal Tap isn’t funny to anyone under forty because they already hate Led Zeppelin and so on. Source: Me. I worked with kids in their 20s in the 90s in rock radio. They hated Led Zeppelin. With a passion.

Well (FFFFFFF) SCREW THAT!

I am not looking forward to Xenomorph Morman missionaries at my door. Not one bit.

This reminds me of a very old joke. A missionary goes to visit a tribe which has had no contact with the modern world. The missionary tells the tribal leader that he must accept “Jesus” into his heart or he (and forthwith his tribe) will all go to hell. The leaders asks, “Would we have gone to this hell if you hadn’t…

I take umbrage with your claim. The “IF” apology is put forth by a person who is already aware that they’ve done something that offended another person. But instead of owning the fact that they were likely a dick, they make the other person say out loud, “Yes, for the second time. What you did offended me.”

The “IF”…

Interesting side note about Big Trouble... I’ve been watching old movies I love with the Espanol audio track on to attempt to enhance my dialect skills. During Wang Chi’s giant fight with Thunder near the end? They overdubbed some crazy chop-socky 70s Bruce Lee screechy noises into it. Like folks wouldn’t figure out…

I had a horrible woman call me stupid when I asked her to not stand right next to me at the grocery store checkout last week. I literally have been exposed to four people who had COVID-19 and know of another who died at my workplace. But instead of telling her I was trying to be a good human and protect her (I’m…

I was dragged to see “The Towering Inferno” at the age of seven and was convinced I was going to die in a horrible fire until... well, I’m still convinced!

A vaccine isn’t a chemical.

I think pedophiles should just be executed. DNA not needed. Chemical castration doesn’t even stop them from wanting to molest kids. Am I wrong?

Class A driver here. I see two things. That’s the tractor’s pilot car racing to get out of the way. He’s on the wrong side of the road to block oncoming traffic, which makes me suspect it is that driver who is at fault for the accident. Likely because he turned off at the wrong intersection (which others have already…

Kudos for including “Safe.” It is SO good, primarily because Moore is truly a stellar actress. I found myself developing her imagined symptoms.

I swear she could play Lincoln. Sexy Lincoln!

I would love to interview the Secret Service guys I talked to after they didn’t like some jokes I wrote about Trump shortly after the 2016 election.

“So, did he die?”

Them: No.

“How many people did he kill with his nonsense about COVID-19?”

Them: Errrrr.....

Treason is an executable offense.

Their comments are based on religious belief?

LOL

I’d argue they’re both demented and incapable of reason. And the same goes for anyone else who pretends religious fables represent reality.

Does this count as a self-own?

Obesity isn’t a sign that someone is bad. It’s just a sign that they lack self-control and have not given importance to the consequences on their future health.