Red Baron pizzas are also great “base” pizzas.  Halfway through cooking time, add pepperoni or salami and/or veggies of your choice. Goes from basic to deluxe in no time for literally a few cents more.

Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads, duh. Weren’t you paying attention when Liet-Kynes explained it? 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is human shit. I’ll be glad when she’s finally forced to work as the pissy cashier at Walmart who “forgets” to punch back in after breaks that she’s always been destined to be.

The only people who support Trump at this point are assholes, idiots, or both.

Jenny McCarthy is a raging alcoholic and her child is autistic (but TOTALLY because of vaccines, you guys! not because she’s genetically deficient!) and now she thinks ghosts give a fuck about her.

As a U.S. citizen reading that Canadians are going to refuse to buy our products?

Twitter has been protecting President Trumpy long before he was the loser of the 2016 popular vote. He brings in a lot of revenue for them.

Sanders will never be in a position where she has to flee her home country because of the threat of murder by thugs. And she will never lose track of her children at the hands of callous, inhuman government agents.

Everyone who works for Trump is an inhuman piece of shit.

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Way too many voting machines involved. I would wager a complete audit would reveal he had a lot less actual votes, but it’s never going to happen under his administration’s reign of sludge.

Wow, what an intelligent comment. (eyeroll)

Dear World:

Trump is a dolt. Talking to him is like “talking to a toddler.”

To paraphrase Christopher Hitchens, when Sarah Huckabee Sanders dies they could give her corpse an enema and bury her in a matchbox.

How dare you call her Tinnitus! I have tinnitus. It is an occasionally-painful high-pitched whining noise which sometimes causes insomnia, agitation, and depression.

Trump is human garbage. The sooner his deformed mass is executed for treason as allowed by the Constitution of the United States, the better. And his family. And his cronies. All of them are bags of shit which need to be flushed from society.

Jazmina Saavedra’s decided the hill she wants to die on involves people who are pissing and shitting. What a hero.

Trump is a bloated bag of syphilitic shit that thinks it is human and I cannot wait for it to be executed for treason as allowed by the Constitution of the United States.

Here’s Roseanne in a nutshell...