Man, they keep eating that many dogs they may get a little husky.

So i guess Sting won't be giving his kids his fields of gold? I hope he tells them this face to face and not with a message in a bottle. I mean i know his one kid told a paper he had a dream of walking on the moon, Sadly he's very fragile and he's been so lonely since he told his girlfriend that he couldn't stand…

The whole thing is absurd. Our fixation with him because he's attractive is embarrassing.

You mean the end where they literally will themselves to die? I used to just not care about the Notebook. But now I find it pretty offensive since that's not how alzheimer's works or how death works.

I find turning things associated with children and childhood into sex toys to be really fucking disturbing. Cheezsus christ on a cracker, that's gross.

As long as buck ass nekkid Stabler making out with that guy who looks like Cassidy tops the list. Hummina hummina hummina.

People frequently ask me how I feel about the new pope because I'm an ex-hardcore Catholic who is kind of a secular Catholic now. I'm totally stealing this line!

Ok guys, I am officially off the hook for stress eating. If God's emissary on earth can't resist temptation, who am I to try? Be humble, says the Lord.

At least the Hiddles is still single, right???

"Penultimate" means next to last. I don't think that's what you mean.

The really great thing about being an "old woman" is I have money now, and I don't have to shop in H&M anymore.

This wouldn't have flown at my kid's HS because of the top not the bottom. Spaghetti straps, cleavage. It's a cute dress though - I had one very similar to it in college. The mom wearing the dress is kind of pointless. There's no statement to it, just a jab that everyone ignores that allows her to feel vindicated in…

I'm asking this in earnest (not trying to be a dick): I thought that it was within the purview of a supervisor to question the number of sick days an employee takes if it is excessive (i.e., beyond the number of allowable sick days). Is this the case with you—that is, have you taken sick days beyond the number of…

Honestly, I would run for the hills. Maybe bang him a couple more times but then bail. It all sounds too emotionally messy and I foresee heartbreak.

I am deeply skeptical that this guy is THAT amazing to warrant this much drama. Does the slime of his overpowering smarminess make for extra lube or something?

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

Argh I'm so fucking sick of this idea that women shouldn't be taking responsibility for their own safety because in a perfect world they wouldn't have to. Living in a fantasy world won't keep you safe! Predators are out there, and they will continue to be out there. You can't just sit around waiting for society to…

CAN WE DELETE THE FUCKING SPAM?

Twenty years since Pulp Fiction?? You guys, I am so old.

For a while now I've felt like PETA would rather watch the world burn to nothing but ashes than see it go any other way than the way they want it to be. This ad, like any other PETA ad, seems to support that thought.