I am torn between being sympathetic to survivors of trauma and telling college kids to get the fuck over themselves. I have a number of friends who are college profs and they tell me the whole "helicopter parent" phenomenon has resulted in students with massive senses of entitlement.

My older brother is gay. School was always a torment. He had to switch schools in 5th grade in an attempt to get him away from his tormentors. I have always had immense empathy for him in that regard, kids were so awful that harassing him wasn't enough, those jerks also brought it to me whenever he wasn't nearby.…

Seriously, will feminists also stop policing my body? If I decide to age ungracefully, with a face full of fillers and botox, am I an embarrassment to my fellow feminists. I just wish all sides would stop appropriating women's bodies for their discursive agendas. Dude.

It's possible, but we really don't have any reason to believe that she's mentally ill. People without disorders do weird stuff, desperate stuff, and strange, confusing stuff all the time. There's no reason to attribute it to a mental illness, as though that explains everything. Is it sad? Yeah! Is that reason to…

"Dangerous"? My goodness, that's a little dramatic.

Read number 10. I think it's pretty clear that this person doesn't stick around for the money. They stick around because being linked to someone famous makes them feel special.

Apparently "paid hollywood friend" = the latest click bait term for "assistant."

that's next week's episode. SPOILER ALERT!

IT has actors doing reinactments. Yup. Reinactments of vaginal pop-rocks.

No way, those things go off with a bang! It's ok in your mouth because of years conditioning it with Captain Crunch. Unless you conditioned your vagina with fiberglass insulation tampons or something then it sounds pretty freakin awful.

The acting in this is embarassing me so much.

DUDE. Did you just #Benghazi me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you straight up kidding me right now? Are you just having a good troll or what?

Casey Kasem's disappearance looks like a job for Scooby-Doo!

You sound way too awesome for that kind of BS! Enjoy your new freedom from a person who sucks.

My first comment about Frano's pic was "He looks moist"

I'm guessing your thought was "Well if I have to see this shit then you have to too!"

I have one. I wear it at work. It reminds me every 30 minutes to get off my duff and walk around a little.