You probably won’t see this Tom, but I’m a fan of your writing and I’ve been reading this site for years. I bought a new Fiesta ST today and thanks to your work (and the work of everyone here at Jalopnik) I think a got a cool car at a good price. Your wisdom and insight definitely helped me, thanks.
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Took me 96 months to get this joke.
Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well.
Based on the data, each morning there are plenty of Americans that start up cars that have been underwater for at least 6 months with no issues.
Give me a shovel, a case of Red Bull and a bill of sale and I’ll have that fuckin’ tank out in 24 hours.
Ok, if one of these gets stuck, who do you call? A helicopter?
Well, WAS he ever a good coach though? That Bucs squad was all Tony Dungee’s people right? I mean I’ve heard him talk football for years, and I don’t think I have ever heard a really interesting insight out of him ever.
“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”
Yes, because rich white men have never been investigated, prosecuted, and convicted before, right?
Wait a second...
HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE THE GOD EMPEROR ELON!
He is a prince among men! A superior intellect! The greatest genius in the history of really smart guys!
Worship him at the church of your choice!
Dude Elon Musk isn’t going to fuck you.
Well- Musk did use a white car, so you know The Root hates it. Their article should be along shortly.
Where is Will Smith? MIB without Will Smith??
Ooooh, it's a big conspiracy theory concoted in the back of a pizza shop. If you hurry, you can get to them and expose them. Gooooooo!
A few other things to consider: that tunnel doesn’t have a walkway on the side. Such walkways are needed for safely evacuating passengers and for tunnel workers to be allowed in the tunnel while traffic is passing by.
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If it were an actual test platform, they wouldn’t have drastically changed the design without telling anyone. This is a way for him to show off his $10 million dollar tunnel so that he can attempt to get money from various municipalities to institute this travesty.
Tunnels exist, Teslas exist. WTF did it actually test?
But it’s a tunnel, not like they haven’t been around for couple of centuries.