Congrats on the COTD! For that, I give you this video on... Turnarounds...

haven’t read this yet but thanks for jinxing this season, Billy.

Only lazy soul-less losers that gave up on life would accept to use automatic climate control.

the dealership selling it has some pretty bad reviews

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

I believe it. A single tangerine is responsible for our current trade war.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

May I suggest an Aston Martin V8, all the beefy Mustang looks but with a badge befitting your station? Otherwise, its a short hop to tube tops and tramp stamps.

You’ve heard of Fancy Kristen™. Now, welcome...

Leonard and the Raptors now have differing options on the rehabilitation of his bad humbug 

He probably looks sleepy because every time he tries to drive home, the car spins around and he ends up back at work.

Show us on the diagram where the peach tree touched you...

Look at this cis nazi bigot right here. The fact is even looking at any depiction of a women or feminine image is rape. All heterosexuality, especially white heterosexuality, is white man sexual violence due to the power dynamic. There is only one way you can be an ‘ally’: Go fuck a man in the ass, take a load of…

Sure it was. As much as any game on turf can be. I mean, it was no Brighton and Hove Albion vs Cardiff City, but it entertained me.

The 73,000 fans there seemed to enjoy it, but hopefully each one of them will see your post and realize they shouldn’t actually be pleased. If your point is that MLS is not as strong as what you call the ‘EPL’ (It’s actually the just the Premier League, and includes one non-English team this season), it’s an obvious…

The Russian wreck videos are great as is, the spotter kind of annoyed me. What would really be great is subtitles for the stuff people yell as they are crashing and right afterwards. I know the main words now, but sometimes they talk to each other in the car and I wish I knew what they were saying.

I don’t think you’re happy enough.

I decided to go with “the braces are scheduled to come off circa 2028,”

HELP ME

McMike’s always good for a joke: