WTF is “Stars on Mars”? LOL

This is probably my fault, I was really sick the entire time Grown-Ups 2 was in theaters, I’m so sorry everyone, I know it was my job to keep comedy alive by funding whatever dumb commercial-filled hangout session a bunch of shitty SNL alumni was in theaters at any time.

This news might make Kanye a Nazi again

Actually, offhand I can think of twice when they stole at least that much - a pool table full of platinum and a room full of gold.

Someone should count up how much money Phelps and team stole over the course of the series. I think they once stole $10 million on one episode.

I’m amazed at how many of my younger friends were unaware the M:I ever was a TV show (until I mentioned it - I’m a BIG fan)

The movies (which I admit I’ve never seen because, duh, I love Jim Phelps) AFAIK are all about action, Action, ACTION! While the TV show is all about wits. You don’t have to kill someone on the…

This article unsurprisingly left out a whole lot of actual backstory behind it.

I HATE how Last Crusade turned Marcus into a bumbling idiot.

In case any proof be needed:

Yeah bitch! Magnets!

the submarine thing in particular works because you DON’T see it.

I’ve occasionally tried to figure out a plausible mechanism with pre-Columbian technology for such a thing. I suppose they could have invented/discovered some kind of naturally-occurring piezoelectric crystal which would translate into motions/vibration if the amount of light falling on it abruptly changed (you’d have…

Inside all of us are two Hemsworths, but, alas, mine are Liam and Luke.

I disagree. I don’t care how my price is divied up. I just want to know what attending is going to cost me. I’m going to balk whether it’s a $200 ticket or a $120 ticket with $80 in additional fees, but I’ll be more pissed if you get me thinking “$120, yeah, that’s worth it” and then tack on more.

This is a weird article for many reasons but particularly given that a huge emotional thread in GotG is Star Lord finally accepting Gamora’s death and realizing that the alternate timeline Gamora is not her and can’t just be slotted back in her place.

LOL, S&G in 87 would be like referencing Nirvana in 2011. Welcome to old.

Yesterday I was full of big thoughts for a long-winded rebuttal of this argument, but today I’m feeling lazy so I’ll just do unconnected points and try to keep them brief.

It’s like pointing to Dracula: Dead and Loving It and saying it’s proof that vampire movies are box office poison.

This article seems to be bending over backwards to explain why its premise isn’t totally undermined by the massive success of Spiderverse. But then the MCU examples given don’t make much sense either. Ant Man 3 has very little multiverse shenanigans, and Eternals had none. On the other hand, Spider-Man No Way Home and…