The best Kirk move is where he breaks a choke-hold, then brings his hands down to chop both sides of the opponent’s neck.

Spock is double-punching an evil salt vampire monster, not a woman.

Spock was pretty angry and murderous in “The Man Trap” too.

Are you saying the protagonist should use some deadly combination of gymnastics and karate; some sort of “gymkata,” if you will? No one could make a movie that goofy.

How come this review isn’t even on the front page of the “TV Reviews” section, despite being less than 12 hours old?

Also, every NYC garbage collector has found at least 3 corpses.

I had a lot more comments about Under the Dome than I remembered.

Maybe merging my account wasn’t a good idea. Since the notifications don’t tell you to which article they apply, I now can’t tell if I’m getting notifications for something recent or something I posted in 2011.

Alright. Maybe I merged accounts?

I’m shocked that they’re continuing Reasonable Discussions. Kinja makes discussion impossible, and all this thread does is highlight that point.

Really? Did they post instructions for this somewhere?

Eh. You just have to accept that in the world of comic books, everyone is fooled by a pair of glasses or a domino mask. It’s just a convention of the genre. It’s like complaining there’s no scientific explanation for how her power of flight works.

They’re going to be disappointed when they find out it’s just overrun with tufted titmice.

Seems like they should try to adapt The First Law. That’s as close to Thrones as they’re going to get.

Ah. Thanks. I was thrown by the fact they have a “posts” tab as well.

Yeah, this is why I’ve never used one. It seems like you’re putting your passwords in one big pot. Of course, I’m also entirely ignorant of how they work, so maybe they constantly change your passwords for you?

Jumping on the suckiness of Kinja, why is that Kinja claims I haven’t published any posts? I’ve published many! Well, several, anyway.

I’ve said this in comments to this column before, but I couldn’t disagree more about the fights in Watchmen. Every single character uses the same generic movie-fu, and there’s just no way that Night Owl, Rorschach, and Ozymandius would all fight the same. The fights also totally betray the source material, with…

They are so much more energetic live than one might expect from their albums.

Why is Pedrad not playing Jasmine? She basically looks like she stepped right out of the cartoon.