Unfortunately, her coming out is also tied with promoting her new product Kinrgy. Famous people who use the platform of coming out as a place to advertise deserve /all/ the snark I think!

Lol I love the snot one

My older brother told me two things I completely believed for years. 1) “Lord of the Flies” was about garbagemen and, because he had serious allergies before the introduction of Claritin, et al, that 2) mucus or “snot” was a by-product of brain use. If one had a lot of mucus production, they were using the hell outta…

Welp, looks like I’m going to have to go down to James Madison High School and give the school board my rendition of Jeannie C. Riley’s “Harper Valley P.T.A.”.

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

I would love to know where one could find hair mourning jewelry in that condition for as little as 25 pounds.

Came here to say precisely this

“So if you friend jumped off a bridge would you?”

Yeah, I’ll just drop them off when I’m on my way to your work.

I told them to fuck off. I never would have had the confidence in myself without having four years of sobriety behind me

Congratulations! I’m also in recovery and it’s amazing the things that can happen when we’re not using. ❤️

My greatest victory is all due to being in recovery after years of off and on addiction. About nine months after I got clean, I took a temp job as an admin assistant. I worked really hard, was honest and transparent and they quickly hired me as Administrative Manager. It was honestly the most fun job I’d ever had. I…

I went to graduate school for a degree in a male-dominated STEM field. The culture in the department and university was terrible. Women were routinely sexually harassed and silenced through the department. I built up a group of women in the department and fought for two hard years alongside them and other amazing…

Of all the bodily fluids one could encounter on public transit, I'd have to say breast milk would be my top choice. 

Thank you Katie, us Brits were quite miffed at the tea sucks article. Tea is amazing. If you can find it I recommend Yorkshire tea, for me it's the best. Everyone has their favourite over here though. 

IM DRUNK AND I WILL LEGIT BUY A PIG RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

this is amazing.

My favorite party, ever, was one when I was 20. I had a crush on a guy I worked with, we had a couple of drunken make out sessions but I had decided to move on. He decided he was in love with me. He and his housemates threw a Halloween party and, as one walked in, there was a delightful cherub doling out mushrooms. We…

My dear Hannah, what you are protected by is the magic forcefield of youth. Which is fleeting. Wash your goddamn face before you go to bed.