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Bitch, you need to fuck all the way off. My dad has more integrity than you will ever know. You are a sad, little man.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it… Read more

I am constantly in awe of this woman’s artistry. She’s mind blowing.

The first few lines of this read like copy from the J Peterman catalog.

HOW IS IT THAT AT NO POINT IN THIS DESIGN PROCESS DID ANYONE NOTICE OR POINT OUT OR CARE THAT UNTIL IS SPELLED WITH ONLY ONE L. HOW?

This is just cruel. Try honesty and directness.

I am a high school math teacher.  He probably has more official qualifications than the vast majority of high school coaches.  Very often, coaches are teachers with minimal or no experience in the sport but are essentially cajoled or forced to coach that sport.  In those cases, it is usually the freshman team or JV.… Read more

For a walk on coaching position at a high school, ‘highly qualified’ usually means you showed up, are willing to work for the $5 an hour, and that you had a clean background check.

(I’ll be here all week...) Read more

The dealer probably 1) purchased them not knowing they contained Fentanyl and 2) is an addict himself, trying to support his habit. And doesn’t deserve to be in prison the rest of his life. Let’s begin treating addiction like the disease it is. Jesuchristo. Yes, it’s a difficult, complicated disease but let’s work… Read more

This is the correct response-in my view anyway. 

Yes, this. My brothers would have done something like this as a surprise if they hadn’t had the fear of Mom in them. And I would probably have laughed it off like I laughed off the way they set the getaway car on fire (sort of). At one of their weddings, in a monumental act of self-sacrifice and discipline I stopped… Read more

I wrote this elsewhere, but even as a not entirely traditional person, I really only cared about the ceremony. I wouldn’t have cared if my sister wore this for photos or during the reception or interrupted our first dance or whatever. But to me the ceremony is the only part of the wedding that is actually important,… Read more

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other. Read more

Every girl gets her big day.

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

Correct: It is NOT your wedding and since that is what THE BRIDE reportedly wrote on her Facebook page, it sounds like it was not in any way a middle finger to her.

I mean, at least she’s somewhere that I’ll never have to actually hear her speak. 

Fun fact, it’s actually been around since the mid 70s. I used it in high school when it came in a much larger tube - the size of a piece of sidewalk chalk. I remember always having it my coat pocket. Bonne Bell, the company that made them among other cosmetics, went out of business, but then Lip Smackers reappeared in…

Yeah, I may have just given up on that show (I actually probably gave up on it a while ago). There’s no one to root for (maybe Kate Flannery, but I don’t expect her to go far), and I fucking HATE Ray Lewis. His combination of sanctimoniousness with a total lack of taking responsibility for his past actions infuriates… Read more