they really do need to get rid of their lead singer -- ooooph. 

You know, just as soon as women start killing men as often as men kill women, I’m sure everyone here will start taking this epidemic seriously. Until then, fuck you.

Great. Spring rolls around and I get a call from Taylor.

Saw the clip of Ariana Grande performing first before seeing the grope and thought it was disrespectful to wear a skimpy LBD to a funeral.

I don’t know to what extent it affects him now, but he has certainly had major problems with alcohol in the past. In the 90s he was in court-ordered rehab following a DUI conviction. Plus he’s served time for dealing cocaine.

Jezebel has really gone downhill.

I am DYING to know why they’re wearing sunglasses?!??!?! I must know.

This is Roxy (left) and Bryce. Great big pit bull and little whippet/corgi mix who love each other.

THIS SuperStah ... the Cary Grant of dogs. The most clever, charming, and jaunty pup ever. I found him on the side of the road in Montegro (six years ago) when he was two or three weeks old. So smart he toilet trained himself in 40 days. NO bad habits (chewing things that are not his toys, eating poop...). He now has…

It’s not all about you.  Like, what’s your dog’s name?  This is stuff we need to know.

Amazing that every single dog here is clearly a very, very good dog.

That’s some Komondor-like goodness going on there. 13/10 would pet.

Orion is a very good boy, but will let you know if you stopped petting him before he was ready for you to stop.

This is Izzy - a rescue “potcake” (a feral dog from the Caribbean). She’s a riot!

Justin and Corey. Two very good dogs.

This might be cheating because I don’t think Bert is actually a dog. He’s just a wonderful, wise creature that lives in my house and provides joy to all

Old-timey is the most popular filter though

I don’t care for that filter he used.

It was also the syphilis.

Its hard to look cheerful when youre covered in a layer of sweat and you smell like feces because its a thousand degrees outside and all your clothes are made of wool.