Bitch, you need to fuck all the way off. My dad has more integrity than you will ever know. You are a sad, little man.

I’m so sorry those things happened to you. My dad is a first generation Mexican-American and I worry something like this could happen to him. People are garbage.

I find myself referring to Black Twitter fairly regularly. Seriously, some of the sharpest, funniest, most decisive comments ever. And insights that so many people need to hear, just to provide an alternative to their own view.

I agreed to do a “working” interview, the second candidate that week . The first thing my boo ever said to me was, “Oh! You must be the employee du jour!” and I laughed and laughed. A few months later, we were having sex all over that office. Oh, and got married. Nineteen years ago.

I understand Pissing Contests; I don’t understand cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It also strikes me as misogynist-did she do the same things to her boyfriend? Why did the friend get the brunt of her cruelty? Why is the woman somehow more to blame?

This is just cruel. Try honesty and directness.

It doesn’t matter she “didn’t mean it that way”! It’s racist. It is literally part of her job to think about “intent vs. impact”. Fuck this, fire her.

One of the most beautifully written books is “Wait Till Next Year” by Doris Kearns Goodwin. Baseball is lovely.

The dealer probably 1) purchased them not knowing they contained Fentanyl and 2) is an addict himself, trying to support his habit. And doesn’t deserve to be in prison the rest of his life. Let’s begin treating addiction like the disease it is. Jesuchristo. Yes, it’s a difficult, complicated disease but let’s work…

After spending hundreds on my brother’s FOURTH wedding, I wish I would have thought of this.

Uggggh. I found a piece of a tattered material in his bed. Turns out it was the remnant of his baby blankie and he slept with it over his eyes. So, ya, gross.

My older brother told me two things I completely believed for years. 1) “Lord of the Flies” was about garbagemen and, because he had serious allergies before the introduction of Claritin, et al, that 2) mucus or “snot” was a by-product of brain use. If one had a lot of mucus production, they were using the hell outta…

I smash garlic with a can of tomatoes. I have used the same can of tomatoes probs going on 5-6 years. A very cheap kitchen tool.

I love “Insecure” and all the actors so much. Issa and the rest are so talented and funny and clever.

I was once addicted to Rx drugs and this is ALMOST the worst thing I did during that time. I had decided I was sick of myself so went cold turkey off benzos. I then took my 14 yr-old niece on a trip to the zoo because I was trying to be a decent person again. I woke up in an ambulance after a seizure with my poor…

I’m so sorry. I hope you’re well.

My greatest victory is all due to being in recovery after years of off and on addiction. About nine months after I got clean, I took a temp job as an admin assistant. I worked really hard, was honest and transparent and they quickly hired me as Administrative Manager. It was honestly the most fun job I’d ever had. I…

Same. 

My favorite was “DUMBASS”.