realflamingjune
RealFlamingjune
realflamingjune

My husband and I used to take turns being the “primary” when our son was in diapers. We had a wonderful party one night and drank tons of red wine which resulted in hangovers. The day after the part, he was primary and thank you, Jesus. The day after the day after, I asked for the day off and he told me I had the day

It’s not kink, it’s abuse.

My favorite party, ever, was one when I was 20. I had a crush on a guy I worked with, we had a couple of drunken make out sessions but I had decided to move on. He decided he was in love with me. He and his housemates threw a Halloween party and, as one walked in, there was a delightful cherub doling out mushrooms. We

After dating about 18 months our soph/jr year in HS, my boyfriend broke up with me. I was devastated, dropped ten pounds in a week, was broken-hearted. One Saturday eve shortly after, he stopped by our house and asked if I wanted to go for a drive. I was thrilled! We had so much fun, driving out to the wheat farms,

Please read “Wait Till Next Year” by Doris Kearns Goodwin.

I’d bet money he is an alcoholic. And I’m in recovery so don’t @ me.

I cracked a rib sneezing. So painful!

I live in the PNW. My doctor once checked my Vitamin D level and it was shockingly low. Like a one. Normal is 30. Still freaks me out.

I bet it turns out he’s addicted to pain meds.

I have that duvet!

More than once, on the trains here in Portland, the English version is fine but the Spanish version will be at 2X the speed. It kills me every time.

This was so beautiful. Thank you and thank your father.

I’d only fuck a transgender person, male or female, in that room to totally change the karma trajectory. (I’m a straight, cis-female.)

I’m half-Mexican and I’ve never heard anyone in my non-African drum-beating-at-Catholic-Mass family mention the “evil eye”. This is bonkers!

Why would anyone touch that filthy hat let alone wear it?

I seriously played it seven times at my desk and then sent to every cool person in my company. The high def thing killed me!

Thank you writing this. It truly is appalling how COs treat inmates and, apparently, visitors. As a recovering addict, I’ve spent a tiny amount of time in jail. It’s humiliating enough as it is but the treatment is horrendous. Thank you for writing such a genuine, thoughtful article.

I do, too, but I lub you!